http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com Poems about porn. Haiku is a Japanese form of poetry, which we bastardise. The rules: first line five syllables, second line seven syllables, third line five syllables. Thu, 10 Mar 2011 14:55:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/23/from-behind/ http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/23/from-behind/#comments Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:49:20 +0000 pornohaiku http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/23/from-behind/ ]]> Take / me / from / be / hind!
On / all / fours / in / the / dark / ness
Not / that / hole / stu / pid!

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Roll / the / con / dom / o / ver / you
Now / we/ can / fuck / safe

]]> http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/16/safe/feed/ 0 pornohaiku http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/14/valentine/ http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/14/valentine/#comments Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:34:17 +0000 pornohaiku http://pornohaiku.wordpress.com/2007/02/14/valentine/ ]]> It’s / val / en / tines / day
I / will / have / sex / with / my / self
Fan / ny / val / en / tine

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Or / is / it? / I have / n’t / tried
Just / a / fing / er / up

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Bet / ween / boobs, / on / thigh, / in / gwot
And / on / your / fore/ head.

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I / am / a / bout / to / cli / max
Oh / my / god / foot / cramp

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Where / no / one / can / see / us / – wait!
Is / that / a / web / cam?

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you / sit / ting / on / the / hoo / ter
let’s / move / to / back / seat

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I / pol / ish / it/ ev / ‘ry / day
With / my / large / man / hand

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Nev /er / sleep / in / shag / juice
It / is / too / mess / y

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