PORNOGRAPHIC HAIKU

January 31, 2007

Foot Cramp

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:14 am

Ooh / that’s / nice / ti / ger
I / am / a / bout / to / cli / max
Oh / my / god / foot / cramp

January 30, 2007

oh wait

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:07 am

Lets / ex / pe /ri / ment
Where / no / one / can / see / us / – wait!
Is / that / a / web / cam?

January 26, 2007

Honking hooter

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 9:03 am

honk / honk / honk / honk / honk
you / sit / ting / on / the / hoo / ter
let’s / move / to / back / seat

January 23, 2007

Ramrod

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:32 am

I / love / my / ram / rod
I / pol / ish / it/ ev / ‘ry / day
With / my / large / man / hand

January 22, 2007

Shag juice

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:50 am

Pant / pant / rub / rub / shriek
Nev /er / sleep / in / shag / juice
It / is / too / mess / y

January 19, 2007

Orgasm

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 11:13 am

My / wet / patch / is / big

Oh / no / I’m / com / ing / a / gain

Look / out / I’m / gush / ing

clam bumping

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:43 am

I / love / clam / bump / ing
I / love / clam/ bump / ing/ some / times
But / not / all / the / time

January 18, 2007

bushes

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 12:57 pm

Prune / a / nice / bush / fool
My / bush / is / a / rose / gar / den
Your / bush / is / not / one

balls

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:02 am

Test / i / cles / are / round
But / some / times / they / are / not / round
You / get / o / val / ones

January 17, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 12:09 pm

Pul / sate / your / will / y
Let / me / fiddle / with / your / dong
Pul / sate / it / in / me

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