PORNOGRAPHIC HAIKU

February 23, 2007

From behind

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 9:49 am

Take / me / from / be / hind!
On / all / fours / in / the / dark / ness
Not / that / hole / stu / pid!

February 16, 2007

Safe

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:01 am

Tear / pack / et / with / teeth
Roll / the / con / dom / o / ver / you
Now / we/ can / fuck / safe

February 14, 2007

Valentine

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:34 am

It’s / val / en / tines / day
I / will / have / sex / with / my / self
Fan / ny / val / en / tine

February 6, 2007

Just a finger

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 10:01 am

A / nal / sex / is / nice
Or / is / it? / I have / n’t / tried
Just / a / fing / er / up

February 1, 2007

Jizz places

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 7:14 am

Place / s/ to / jizz / are:
Bet / ween / boobs, / on / thigh, / in / gwot
And / on / your / fore/ head.

January 31, 2007

Foot Cramp

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:14 am

Ooh / that’s / nice / ti / ger
I / am / a / bout / to / cli / max
Oh / my / god / foot / cramp

January 30, 2007

oh wait

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:07 am

Lets / ex / pe /ri / ment
Where / no / one / can / see / us / – wait!
Is / that / a / web / cam?

January 26, 2007

Honking hooter

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 9:03 am

honk / honk / honk / honk / honk
you / sit / ting / on / the / hoo / ter
let’s / move / to / back / seat

January 23, 2007

Ramrod

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:32 am

I / love / my / ram / rod
I / pol / ish / it/ ev / ‘ry / day
With / my / large / man / hand

January 22, 2007

Shag juice

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:50 am

Pant / pant / rub / rub / shriek
Nev /er / sleep / in / shag / juice
It / is / too / mess / y

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