PORNOGRAPHIC HAIKU

January 19, 2007

Orgasm

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 11:13 am

My / wet / patch / is / big

Oh / no / I’m / com / ing / a / gain

Look / out / I’m / gush / ing

clam bumping

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:43 am

I / love / clam / bump / ing
I / love / clam/ bump / ing/ some / times
But / not / all / the / time

January 18, 2007

bushes

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 12:57 pm

Prune / a / nice / bush / fool
My / bush / is / a / rose / gar / den
Your / bush / is / not / one

balls

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 6:02 am

Test / i / cles / are / round
But / some / times / they / are / not / round
You / get / o / val / ones

January 17, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 12:09 pm

Pul / sate / your / will / y
Let / me / fiddle / with / your / dong
Pul / sate / it / in / me

scream

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:53 am

I / am / a / scream / er
You/ must / yell / like / mountain / goat
It / makes / me / real / hot

January 15, 2007

lube

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:36 am

Don’t / for / get / to / lube
It / slides/ in / like / a / wet /stick
For / an / oil / y/ shag

January 10, 2007

sex and dicks

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:32 am

I / love / sex / and / dicks
I / love /sex / and / big / mem / bers
Sex / me / up / with / dick

January 7, 2007

batt’ry dead

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:23 am

Put / vi / brate/ tor / in
And / play / with / me / all / day / long
Oh / dear/ batt / ‘ry/ dead.

January 3, 2007

porn

Filed under: Uncategorized — pornohaiku @ 8:21 am

porn / porn / porn / porn / porn
shag / me / hard/ shag / me/ hard / er
porn / porn / porn / porn / …..porn

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